PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we're gonna chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more like just observing. It's a whole scene. You got your regular game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Like when that winger went soaring into the boards, I swear, it looked like a comic book. A